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- My favorite pets by Gus W. for Ms. Smolinski's class, words by Jeanne Birdsall ; pictures by Harry Bliss
- Get your sh*t together, how to stop worrying about what you should do so you can finish what you need to do and start doing what you want to do, Sarah Knight
- Cattitude, your cat doesn't give a f*** and neither should you, Katie Abey
- F*ck your diet, and other things my thighs tell me, Chloé Hilliard
- The ultimate stay-at-home dad, your essential manual for being an awesome full-time father, Shannon Carpenter
- How to take over the world, practical schemes and scientific solutions for the aspiring supervillain, Ryan North ; illustrated by Carly Monardo
- How to be perfect, the correct answer to every moral question, Michael Schur ; with philosophical nitpicking by Professor Todd May
- How to win friends and influence fungi, collected quirks of science, tech, engineering, and math from Nerd Nite, Dr. Chris Balakrishnan and Matt Wasowski ; illustrations by Kristen Orr
- Blue Man world, creative director and head writer, Laura Camien ; editor, Becky Koh, Black Dog & Leventhal ; contributing writers, Chris Wink [and fifteen others]
- Butt or face?, revenge of the butts, Kari Lavelle
- Critter chat, world wild web : what if animals used social media?, Jason Viola
- The best of me, David Sedaris
- Real or fake?, even more far-out fibs, fishy facts, and phony photos to test for the truth, Emily Krieger ; illustrations by Tom Nick Cocotos, 3
- I'd like to play alone, please, essays, Tom Segura
- Dirtbag, Massachusetts, a confessional, Isaac Fitzgerald
- Your dad stole my rake and other family dilemmas, Tom Papa
- None of my business, P.J. explains money, banking, debt, equity, assets, liabilities, and why he's not rich and neither are you, P. J. O'Rourke
- The many lives of Pusheen the cat, Claire Belton
- Happy-go-lucky, David Sedaris
- Furiously happy, a funny book about horrible things, Jenny Lawson
- So help me golf, why we love the game, Rick Reilly
- Future Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot grannies, Jim Smith
- I am Pusheen the cat, Claire Belton
- Plants vs. zombies, official guide to protecting your brains, written by Simon Swatman ; illustrated by Adam Howling
- Becoming Duchess Goldblatt, Anonymous
- Man vs. baby, the chaos and comedy of real-life parenting, by Matt Coyne
- Everyone you hate is going to die, and other comforting thoughts on family, friends, sex, love, and more things that ruin your life, Daniel Sloss
- The cheap handyman, true (and disastrous) tales from a home improvement expert guy who should know better, B.S. Harris
- Dance of the reptiles, selected columns, Carl Hiaasen ; edited by Diane Stevenson
- Epic fails, by Virginia Loh-Hagan
- Is this anything?, Jerry Seinfeld
- Soonish, ten emerging technologies that'll improve and/or ruin everything, Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
- Delete that, (and other failed attempts to look good online), John Crist
- Away with words, an irreverent tour through the world of pun competitions, Joe Berkowitz
- I need a lifeguard everywhere but the pool, Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella
- Somebody needs to do something about that monster, Doug Cenko
- Why we don't suck, and how all of us need to stop being such partisan little bitches, Dr. Denis Leary
- Texts from Mittens, a cat who has an unlimited data plan... and isn't afraid to use it, Angie Bailey
- The Mandalorian and Child, by Jeffrey Brown
- Thank you for my service, Mat Best with Ross Patterson & Nils Parker
- The world record book of racist stories, Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar
- Subpar parks, America's most extraordinary national parks and their least impressed visitors, Amber Share
- The lazy girl's guide to life, 100+ ways to hack your look, love, work by doing (almost) nothing!, Jennifer Byrne
- Life will be the death of me...and you, too!, Chelsea Handler
- Sawbones, the horrifying, hilarious road to modern medicine, written by Dr. Sydnee McElroy and Justin McElroy ; illustrated by Teylor Smirl
- How to stay married, the most insane love story ever told, Harrison Scott Key
- Real or fake?, more far-out fibs, fishy facts, and phony photos to test for the truth, Emily Krieger ; illustrations by Tom Nick Cocotos, 2
- The field guide to dumb birds of North America, Matt Kracht
- Yuck! Ick! Eww!, the grossest jokes ever!, illustrations Glen Singleton; joke collection Nicolas Vrasch and Barb Whiter
- The last book on the left, stories of murder and mayhem from history's most notorious serial killers, Ben Kissel, Marcus Parks and Henry Zebrowski ; illustrations by Tom Neely