Bibliograph

The field guide to dumb birds of North America, Matt Kracht

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The field guide to dumb birds of North America, Matt Kracht

Language

eng

Bibliography note

Includes bibliographical references

Illustrations

illustrations

Index

no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

The field guide to dumb birds of North America

Nature of contents

bibliography

Oclc number

1048112886

Responsibility statement

Matt Kracht

Summary

"Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and--let's face it--true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!"--Amazon.com

Table Of Contents

Sec. 1. How to use this book -- Sec. 2. The birds : Typical birds ; Backyard assholes ; Hummingbirds, weirdos, and flycatchers ; Egotists and show-offs ; Fuckers ; Floaters, sandbirds, and dork-legs ; Murder birds -- Sec. 3. Tips for watching birds -- Sec. 4. Four seasons of bird watching -- Sec. 5. Extinct species -- Sec. 6. Bird feeders -- Sec. 7. Keeping your own bird journal

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